Zeta Whiskey? WTF? I can't drink Whiskey, it burns on top of the usual soapy alcohol taste.
Granted, I mostly drink Gin and Vodka, or Malt mixed with something else.
"I have yet to try caffeinated gum and nicotine gum. What do you think about them? Any good?"
I am the type of person who is one strong cup of dark coffee from going paranoid (This happened at work once, swear I could feel eyes on me.) However, Military Energy Gum kicks in for me...about 3-5 minutes, lasts 4 hours, and I can keep it in my pocket for those mornings where I had trouble sleeping and I'm just like "Do I really want to get up just because I have to?"
I have no idea for nicotine gum. I know he's paced himself down to less and less, I think he chews just a few pieces of the lowest dose now.
Gigachad
My solution to my problems, including being Italian, was to marry the woman I was most certain would be able to get me to have an affair with them.
I have to warn people, that the College Humor video about girlfriends was right about dating women who had religious parents. Thankfully, we're both so religious we're avoiding our churches for "getting the bible wrong", so I don't have the "and she will wake you up at 6AM for mass" problem.